Contrasting Views on Wimmen

Remember those old "compare and contrast" papers you had to write in college? Here are two passages that I ran across recently on similar subjects but from very different viewpoints.

State Senator Connie Williams issued a press release commemorating World Breastfeeding Week and recently passed Pennsylvania legislation protecting a mother's right to feed her children outside of her home.

The special sections editor of one of the local suburban papers thought it necessary to add to the press maelstrom around Hillary Clinton's cleavage. Or, as he says: "nasty, stretched, gravity crushed, baby-drained tacos."

Nice, very nice [sarcasm]. I'll definitely remember that next time I put money in the newsbox to buy the paper.