I've been getting a lot of emails about getting petition signatures or notes on petition parties. This is the wittiest of the bunch, courtesy of Manan Trivedi, candidate for the 6th congressional district:
I realize that with all the cold and snow, some of you probably haven't been getting as much exercise as you would like. Luckily, the weather is supposed to improve this weekend, and Dr. Trivedi has a prescription for you. If you have a few hours to volunteer, we'd like you to join us in our Petition Circulation for Good Circulation program.
We are making one final push to circulate petitions this weekend. We have to get 1,000 Democrats in the 6th district to sign our petition so that Manan's name will appear on the ballot. The campaign will provide everything you need. All you have to do is to want to get some good exercise and be willing to help us get as many signatures this weekend as possible.